Pressure

It can turn coal into a flawless diamond.
Or an average person into a total loser.

Yucks

Ate tom yam just now.
As usual I separated the squid from the rest.
As you all should know by now I hate dishes that include squids or octopuses or anything that has long legs.
Even giraffes.

you am i and i am great

Changed my song.
I just love the vines.
Been pimping to them since 02'.
That was when I got interested in music.
Nothing better than a band thats a hybrid of the Beatles and Nirvana.

Why do I do these things...

Everytime I go to the supermarket, I never fail to do this stupid thing.
Trying to get my $1 out of the trolley "lock" by using the trolleys own "key".
And I look like a fool trying to solve worlds biggest mystery.




Happy anniversary mummy and daddio!

Scared of the light

Was a rainy night.
Went for a ride.
Passed a green light.
Suddenly there was this bright flash.
I was so scared.
Thought it was a red light camera.
I was like oh shit oh shit i'm freakin screwed.
Few seconds later...
BOOOOOMMM...



Thunder...

Misfortune

While good fortune often eludes you, this kind never misses.

Makes sense.

Start saving

I have blue stains on my black jeans.
My only half-decent looking black jeans.
The cause?
Washing the jeans with a blue pen in the pocket.

The reaction?
At first was a bit of swearing.
But after giving it some thought, it has given me a reason to go on a big shopping spree.
Something which I have not done in a very long time.
And I have set a good date to do it.
Christmas.
Means christmas sale :)
I'm gonna spend at least $500. I think.

But the first item on my list would probably be... a fan...

Its in the blood

Last night I bad mouthed a car for recklessly cutting into me. But I admit my reaction to that situation was just as reckless as that car. And I apologise. I zoomed past that car without caring for the safety of me or my passengers. I was out of my mind, but still in control. I don't even know what that means.

Today my dad bad mouthed a car for cutting into us. It was like watching a repeat telecast of myself. But my dad is a bit different. He drove side by side with that car, stared at the guy for a moment, then zoomed pass the guy. Looks like looks are not the only trade I got from my dad.

My first competition was yesterday. Good experience. But I think I was a bit disappointing. I'm not sure if first com was supposed to feel like that. But nevermind. Oh yea and isolation. I hope never doing that again.

Itating nyer kecik

I almost banged a Swift at my car park.
It was parked between 2 vans. Big vans.
And it was parked deep. Very deep.
From far it looked like there was a lot between the vans.
I didn't notice the Swift. And I started to gostan. Reverse. Sorry.
And the Swift almost kissed my rear.
Thanks to the sensor.
Then I cursed and swear to myself all the way till the 5th floor of the car park.
Malay chinese english one all come out. Combined sound like thai swearing.

I love joyrides. Driving without a destination or direction.

Takmo berhenti amik tu amik tu

DON'T STOP GET IT GET IT

That line has been use one way or another in 3 songs I heard so far.
And I still don't get it get it...
I've tried translating it into malay.
And I've made it sound worse than it already is.
Somebody help me on this one please.


Ayo Technology - Fiddy Cent
Shut Up and Drive - Rihanna
Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz

Intense

1 am, 1 am, 2 am, 3 am, 3am, 2am.
This are the times I go to sleep since last Saturday.
Its not so bad unless you got to wake up at 5 to get ready for work.
The cause of this?
My car.
From the big newton feast and ice cream at east coast to the sprc hari raya havoc and the forgotten MC stamp to swensons and peeing everywhere to meeting nyok the cat at mount faber to the failed journey through lornie road and all the drive throughs and drive bys and wrong turns and late turns and u-turns and i-turns and everybody-turns... the week has been intense.
But I love every minute of it.
Never a day since I passed I did not use my car.
Hopefully today rest.
And Its the last day of work.
Have to steal everything there is here.

Get ready my weekends. I'm gonna sleep my way through you.

ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ

You don't know how sleepy I am....................................

The blind leading the blind

So my dad picked me up from work yeah.
And I told him I need to go to school to take my hp charger.
So I took over the wheel.
And I said I knew the way.
I told Daddio I just have to follow the train tracks from Jurong heading towards Dover.
Thats when things got ugly.

I missed a turn and found myself following the tracks towards Bukit Batok.
But I remained calm. Told Daddio I knew this area well.
Too well I guess...
I ended up driving in circles.
Lepas da puas hati tawaf Bukit Batok I decided to find PIE and head home.

So that's the end of my story.
There's always tomorrow.