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Saturday, May 31, 2008

108167

I just want to say I played DJ Max for like 2 hour plus.






And my combo broke at 108167.

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Monday, May 26, 2008

Double Champions, Blue Cap

Long time since I last blogged. Today I'm going to blog about 2 things.

First of all... Manchester United are the kings of Europe. I have to talk and brag about this. First Ronaldo scored. I screamed. Then Lampard scored. I screamed again. 120 minutes the score stayed at 1-1. So it was down to penalties. I called Tofiq. He was watching too. Ronaldo missed. I was stunned. Then it was up to John Terry. He missed! I screamed like a pussy!! Tofiq also screamed! My dad woke up. He said if i screamed again he'd call the police. I didn't care. Then finally... Anelka missed!! I literally woke my whole HDB. Then the next day I went to school wearing a Man Utd polo shirt. Woohooo!!! Champions of England... Kings of Europe... Soon world cup winners.

Now, I'm going to talk about something. Some barang baik. We call it blue cap. Its a gift from the gods. You spray it. You sniff it. It goes up your brain. It makes you smile. It makes you laugh. It takes control. Don't fight it. Just let go. And the feeling. Fuuyoooooo. All you hear is zeow zeow zeow zeow zeow meow. Zazazazazazazaza zabalik. Upskirtskirtskirtskirtskirtskirt. Reaction becomes slower. You feel as though you can fly. Things that you can't do, suddenly can do. I tell you. This thing. This barang. Ah tanaaaaaaak!! Sorry.

Till next time. Stoneja boy hyeahya

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Rock Climbing!

The past 7 days has been nothing but two things. Rocks and climbing. And not to forget football. And driving.

Last weekend was rock climbing camp. Barang baek! Serious. Camp paling lepak. No one to control you. No dumb cheers. No rules. Just climb, chill, play, climb again, chill some more. Own time own target. Now ever since the camp everything I see I have to climb. Especially at home. I climbed my bed, my TV, my TV remote, even my Dad. Sorry.

Man Utd are the champions of England again. Baek! Betol2 lepas camp tengok bola. I knew we'd be champions again. One man makes the difference. Tofiq! and Roooooooooooooneeyyyy!

See ya hyeahya!

Thursday, May 8, 2008

bloody hell

Today i lost 1 pint of blood. Because I donated my blood for the first time!!! Now i got no more blood! Must wait for someone to donate to me. Sorry. And then the needle... whoaaaaw. Frickin big. Pierced through my vein. Stim siol. Then after that i felt a bit giddy. A bit only. Like sniffing glue giddy.

Just now wast 3rd prac. On the road already. Hai... People on the road... anyhow cross. Jaywalking bastards. Then got cyclists riding in my lane thinks they are the kings of the road. Cycling bastards. Then taxi cut in front of me suddenly to pick up passenger. Passenger bastard. Panic mode siol. But best part was when cruising 4th gear. 70kmh. Speed limit 50 . Nice.

Tata!

Monday, May 5, 2008

happy birthday mummy

Today mummy's birthday. Happy Birthday Mummy! We eat at Sakura downtown east. Fuhh kenyang giler. Makan sushi, raw fish, shark fin. Macam2 ah. Skarang da perut snap.

This morning was my first driving practical. Gerek giler sey bawak manual. Play2 with the clutch. But the other learner drivers there ah... Break anyhow break... Suddenly only break in front of me. Takde angin takde ribut aleh2 break. Warning pon takde. Orang da tgh best2 bawak gear 2... Luckily I got quick reflexes. Hai.. I think I can already drive. All I need is a license. Like James Bond has a license to kill.

AND!!!! I just wanna say, Man Utd are in the final! We beat Barca! Come on you gunners! Sorry! Come on United!