Double Champions, Blue Cap

Long time since I last blogged. Today I'm going to blog about 2 things.

First of all... Manchester United are the kings of Europe. I have to talk and brag about this. First Ronaldo scored. I screamed. Then Lampard scored. I screamed again. 120 minutes the score stayed at 1-1. So it was down to penalties. I called Tofiq. He was watching too. Ronaldo missed. I was stunned. Then it was up to John Terry. He missed! I screamed like a pussy!! Tofiq also screamed! My dad woke up. He said if i screamed again he'd call the police. I didn't care. Then finally... Anelka missed!! I literally woke my whole HDB. Then the next day I went to school wearing a Man Utd polo shirt. Woohooo!!! Champions of England... Kings of Europe... Soon world cup winners.

Now, I'm going to talk about something. Some barang baik. We call it blue cap. Its a gift from the gods. You spray it. You sniff it. It goes up your brain. It makes you smile. It makes you laugh. It takes control. Don't fight it. Just let go. And the feeling. Fuuyoooooo. All you hear is zeow zeow zeow zeow zeow meow. Zazazazazazazaza zabalik. Upskirtskirtskirtskirtskirtskirt. Reaction becomes slower. You feel as though you can fly. Things that you can't do, suddenly can do. I tell you. This thing. This barang. Ah tanaaaaaaak!! Sorry.

Till next time. Stoneja boy hyeahya