East meets East of West

Tomorrow is my last paper.
And I'ma asking my liaison officer why the hell was I posted in Jurong.
I think I might have an idea as to how the school post the students.
The whole board probably had a meeting, looked at my profile and says
"Okay... So the boy is good looking. And he stays in the east. So its only logical we post him somewhere east. I know! Jurong East!"
Then "Haha we really screwed this kid big time"
And "Cmon guys lets grab a smoke and laugh about this for 15 mins"
Next thing you know you hear a loud "WTF" followed by "I'm screwed" scream coming from my house.
I think I'll probably get fired during my first week foshizzle.