Tips for office life

Come early

-to sleep

Act Professional
-even if you don't know what the hell your doing

Manage your work
-how much to finish today, and how much more to finish tomorrow

Never do more than what you're told
-hard work never killed anybody. yet.

Charge up
-your cellphone, psp, anything. hey its free

Never work during breaks
-but have breaks during work

Rest up well
-when nobody's around, sleep

Practice your solitaire
-a good way to look busy

Take their stationery
-no matter how much you take, they never seem to run out

Pack up early
-if you don't want to miss the free shuttle bus

Make sure pay is on time and correct
-after all, you deserved it